Put on 17th Quaker costume, load musket
Kill a magpie, hang it from tree
Chop down hawthorn tree, burnt it
Crawl through a ditch and slither in mud
Take magpie from tree
Go home, roast magpie, with stones
Throw in bin
Ring every taxi firm, no answer, cycle into town
Break into Woolworths, take 4 good sweets from pick and mix
Knock on random doors begging for wishbone & sprouts
Go to town hall, wank in letterbox
kill another magpie, while cycling, with good shot from musket
Cycle home
Wax moustache
Watch queen's speech on youtube, fall in love with her all over again, write usual erotic fantasy involving me and the queen in purple ink, sign and seal
Think very hard about Jesus, wish him bon anniversaire, apologise to him for that cross business
Start preparing for next years Christmas
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